Christina Aguilera
52 | ♀ | USA
i make soap for a living

bitstrips knows my life tbh

the camera took this while I was walking im not a model I swear

I want to be a guy but only if I have a disorder where I don’t cum

IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE A SHITTY LIFE JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT MY PARENTS HATE NUTELLA AND NEVER BUY IT

someone told me i was attractive once

it was my mom

once we run out of lofter jokes we'll be crawling back to tumblr, like always

im trying to think of good lofter jokes but im not creative or intelligent enough I blame my parents

can I just transfer my 2k followers on tumblr to here

sucks how you cant reproduce from yourself :/

my dad is in the hospital rn in surgery and so is my friend getting treatment for her cancer and you guys are making me smile and keeping me positive
thank you

im trying to understand how the lofter app works by pressing all the buttons to see what they do bc i cant google translate omg this is frustrating

instead of followers we have fans which i like better bc it makes me feel more important

i stopped translating to english bc i already got most of the buttons memorized

everyone on this site before us are gonna be so pissed

when I graduated middle school my teacher gave me a hug and I accidentally licked his ear

tumblr could shut down rn and i wouldnt care tbh

this is where im spending my summer

i feel like im starting fresh but i feel like im entering something worse

my dream in life is to pose for maths books tbh

lol i dont even know what chinese is

someone just followed me with this in their description

Yes it is that fucker well hi I am Australian so I say shit weird but thats ok cause Im Australian and we are awesome and most of you people suck penis. I fucking love Apple shit so hate on me but its the fucking best so SMD. I will be posting shit...

god lord jesus buddha allah please help me become lofter famous

I took the biggest dump earlier like I thought I was pregnant in my ass

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